Arts & Entertainment
Lesson time 18:20 min
Neil shows how he uses humor in his work. He includes a close look at his novel Anansi Boys to illustrate his personal techniques such as “sherbet lemons” and “figgins.”
Humor in anything you do is good for me, anyway. I know there are many writers who write without humor. For me humor, whether it's broad or whether it's subtle, is always vital. Sometimes it can be very dry. Sometimes it can be overt. Whatever you're writing you want some humor, because humor is recognition. Humor is that moment where you see something that you've always thought, but now somebody has articulated it. And they've articulated it in a way that you've never seen before. And sometimes it's just the joy of the unexpected. This is a book that is all humor. It's called, "Fortunately, the Milk." It's a children's book. And it is about a father who sets off to buy milk for his children's breakfast, and finds himself kidnapped by aliens. And fleeing the aliens, finds himself captured by pirates. "'Who be ye, land lover,' said the woman who had a big hat on her head and a parrot on her shoulder. 'He's a spy! A walrus in a coat! A new kind of mermaid with legs!' said the men. 'What are you doing here?' asked the woman. 'Well,' I said, 'I just set out to the corner shop for some milk for my children's breakfast and for my tea, and the next thing I knew--' 'He's lying your majesty!' She pulled out her cutlass. 'You dare lie to the queen of the pirates!' Fortunately I had kept a tight hold of the milk. And now I pointed to it. 'If I did not go to the corner shop to fetch the milk,' I asked them, 'then where did this milk come from?' At this, the pirates were completely speechless. 'Now,' I said, 'if you could let me off somewhere near to my destination, I would be much obliged to you.' 'And where would that happen to be,' said the queen of the pirates. 'On the corner of Marshall Road and Fletcher Lane,' I said, 'my children are waiting there for their breakfast.' 'You're on a pirate ship now, me fine bucko, said the pirate queen, 'and you don't get dropped off anywhere. There are only two choices. You can join my pirate crew or refuse to join. And we will slit your cowardly throat, and you'll go to the bottom of the sea where you will feed the fishes.' 'What about walking the plank?' I asked. 'Never heard of it!' said the pirates. 'Walking the plank,' I said, 'it's what proper pirates do. Look, I'll show you. Do you have a plank anywhere?' It took some looking. But we found a plank, and I showed the pirates where to put it. We discussed nailing it down, but the pirate queen decided it was safer just to have the two fattest pirates sit on the end of it. 'Why exactly do you want to walk the plank?' asked the pirate queen. I edged out onto the plank. The blue Caribbean water splashed gently beneath me. 'Well,' I said, 'I've seen lots of stories with pirates in them, and it seems to me that if I'm going to be rescued..' At this the pirates started to laugh so hard their stomachs wobbled and the parrots took off into the air in amazement. 'Rescue?' they said. 'There's no rescue out here. We're in the middle of the s...
Award-winning author Neil Gaiman has spent more than a quarter of a century crafting vivid, absorbing fiction. Now, the author of Stardust, Coraline, and The Sandman teaches his approach to imaginative storytelling in his online writing class. Learn how to find your unique voice, develop original ideas, and breathe life into your characters. Discover Neil’s philosophy on what drives a story—and open new windows to the stories inside you.
I found this class to be very inspiring as well as having lots on great concrete activities to hone my craft. Loved the workbook as well!
Brilliant - I am in awe of Neil Gaiman even more than I was already! Thank you, Great One! Now, I’m on to finish my third novel and get it out there - thank you!
Honest and simple yet enlightening on some aspects of the craft.
I have been struggling to fill up my novel. I have an ideas for the beginning, I have the ending, but the journey between that is blank. Neil helped me find what the problem was and gives me the solution I need to continue writing my story.